We need a new employee that loves social networking, is a great writer and is very friendly. We are hiring a position we call the “Socializer”. Socializers get paid $1600 a month to socialize on social networks all day, write blog posts and send email campaigns for our clients. Did we mention you get to work from home!

To apply send us an essay explaining why you would be great for this position. There is no length requirement for the essay. In fact short is preferred. Please don’t send your resumè. If we like your essay we will give you an interview. If you have any questions please ask with the comments field on this page.

Update: This position has been filled.